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ObjavljaNaslov sporočila: Re: Vici   Sre 6 Feb 2013 - 13:57

Ja sej nism rekla da ni. Sej splav. Itak sm mislila bolj na te ki rodijo ne na te ki zanosijo. Malo narobe izrazla.
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ObjavljaNaslov sporočila: Re: Vici   Sre 6 Feb 2013 - 14:10

Še nekaj za računalničarje:

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ObjavljaNaslov sporočila: Re: Vici   Sre 6 Feb 2013 - 15:46

fak de sistem!

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ObjavljaNaslov sporočila: Re: Vici   Sre 6 Feb 2013 - 16:01

http://www.radio1.si/strani/Oddaje.aspx?ID=20425&st=7

matr tamau froc se je prec zbudu pa začeu krilt v ritmu kao Very Happy
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ObjavljaNaslov sporočila: Re: Vici   Čet 7 Feb 2013 - 18:11

Še ena računalniška, ker sem ravno dobre volje:





EDIT: Še ena o verah, pa brez zamere:

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ObjavljaNaslov sporočila: Re: Vici   Čet 7 Feb 2013 - 18:50

hehe dobre obe

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ObjavljaNaslov sporočila: Re: Vici   Čet 7 Feb 2013 - 18:52

Ta vera ima tudi različico, ki ima namesto ver načine vladanja v državah (socializem, komunizem, demokracija, vmes se pa nekako najde tudi kapitalizem), samo se mi zdajle ne ljubi iskat.
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ObjavljaNaslov sporočila: Re: Vici   Čet 7 Feb 2013 - 19:50

Sej s temi verami je ful zanimivih. Drugač ja tisto z načini vladanja sm tut vidla. Pa zgodbice o različnih tipih metala pa take. Ful se zabavam.

Najboljše je za satanizem: We will make your shit happen. XD Alpa za Jehove priče.
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ObjavljaNaslov sporočila: Re: Vici   Čet 7 Feb 2013 - 19:53

Men je tut tisto v oči padlo ja xD Ma dobre fore so, ni kaj Smile
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ObjavljaNaslov sporočila: Re: Vici   Čet 7 Feb 2013 - 20:44

aja? dejte najdt še te ostale vidva k vesta pa dejta sm ane Very Happy
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ObjavljaNaslov sporočila: Re: Vici   Čet 7 Feb 2013 - 22:30

Ma uno z socializmom in temi ne najdem. Metal pa mislim da si že vidu.


HEAVY METAL:
The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.

THRASH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.

POWER METAL:
The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

FOLK METAL:
The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls sleep (because of all the dancing). Then they all leave… without the princess.

VIKING METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

DEATH METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, fucks her again, then leaves.

BLACK METAL:
The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomizes the princess, and drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.

GORE METAL:
The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads its guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.

DOOM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That’s the end of the sad story.

PROGRESSIVE METAL:
The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives at the princess’s bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year at the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the “HEAVY METAL” protagonist.

GLAM METAL:
The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy’s appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess’ make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color.

NU METAL:
The protagonist arrives in a run-down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.

GRINDCORE:
The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves.

INDUSTRIAL METAL:
The protagonist arrives wearing a greasy overcoat, makes obscene gestures towards the dragon and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.

EMOCORE:
The protagonist's mother drives the protagonist and his friends to the castle. He kills the dragon with some awesome arm-spinning and spin-kicking while his friends observe the scene with their arms crossed; then the princess laughs at the protagonists ridiculous hairstyle and the boys leave weeping.

PUNK:
The protagonist hitchhikes to the castle, asks the dragon for some bucks, buys some cans of beer, gets pissed, insults the princess as “monarchist cunt” and “commerce bitch” and leaves the castle in a black maria.

PORNO GRIND:
The Protagonist arrives at the castle without any clothes on and grunts loudly for a few minutes. Then he fucks the dragon in every body cavity it has, kills the dragon, fucks the carcass the same way again, grunts loudly again for a few minutes, grabs the princess and fucks her in every body cavity she has, kills her and fucks her in the same way again. Then he piles up the dragon’s and princess’s remains, fucks them in every body cavity they have, grunts loudly and screams senselessly for a few minutes. Then he leaves.

POP ROCK:
The protagonist arrives in a limo. The dragon lets them in as long as they sign an autograph for its mom who is a big fan. The protagonist leaves with the princess and they get married.

GOTHIC METAL:
The protagonist arrives along with a cold wind of winter in the middle of the night, frustrates the heck out of the dragon until it dies of fear and desolation, comes to the princess and discusses how to clean make- ups without inflicting skin irritation.

METALCORE:
The protagonist swings his feet and arms about wildly, accidentally knocking the dragon out. Then he storms off in anger that someone messed up his dance routine

PROGRESSIVE DEATH-FUSION:
The protagonist arrives at the castle aback his transvestite Soundwave replica and executes a blinding flurry of light-speed punches and kicks in time signatures the dragon cannot predict, killing it. Only seconds after her rescue, the princess is deserted by the protagonist who leaves to go record solos for a Konkhra album. Thre princess jumps out the tower window to her death out of sheer impatience; the protagonist holds Pestilence accountable.

Dodala:

HARDCORE:
The guy starts doing some agressive mosh pit, with the arms, like hitting somone in the floor. Then the dragon arrives to him and he hit it with a punch. He kills the dragon with that, then he goes to the princess room and he jumps into the bed and start hitting her. "Yeah girl, in mosh pit we hit people that's in the floor".

MESHUGGAH METAL:
Starts playing some polyrythims and the dragon starts to confuse, the he starts using the Breath controller and the dragon implodes. He goes to the princess room and start fucking her with the same riffs at the guitar, he does the same riffing but fucking.

OI!:
The Skinhead arrives and start discuting with the dragon "Who the fuck are you stupid, you think that i'm afraid you because you have fire in your mouth and are 10 times bigger than me, you'r fucking wrong" He starts fighting and wons, then he take a spary can and start tagging "OI!" on all the place till he gets to the princess room. He shaves her head an they go to drink some guinnes beer.
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ObjavljaNaslov sporočila: Re: Vici   Čet 7 Feb 2013 - 22:34

lol
Čeprou pa za kr ene par zvrsti tuki še nikol slišu sploh nism Razz
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ObjavljaNaslov sporočila: Re: Vici   Čet 7 Feb 2013 - 22:39

Dobra Laughing

In tale tut, citiram komentar: "This is equally the most hilarious and terrifying thing I've ever seen."

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ObjavljaNaslov sporočila: Re: Vici   Čet 7 Feb 2013 - 22:58

Ampak so jih dejansko ful zadeli.


O krizaa.
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ObjavljaNaslov sporočila: Re: Vici   Pet 8 Feb 2013 - 10:49

k smo že glih v glasbenih vodah bli včeraj Razz

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ObjavljaNaslov sporočila: Re: Vici   Ned 10 Feb 2013 - 21:08

Nisem bil zihr al naj dam to sem al v temo Za duhovno rast, pa sem se pol odloču za tuki čeprav mislim da tut druga možnost ne bi bla slaba izbira Laughing

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ObjavljaNaslov sporočila: Re: Vici   Ned 10 Feb 2013 - 21:12

Laughing okej slišu sm za vice ampak tolele ... Laughing
kva je iz kake serije to al kje?
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ObjavljaNaslov sporočila: Re: Vici   Ned 10 Feb 2013 - 21:15

Portal 2 Very Happy Evo ti še verzijo z GLaDOSinimi komentarji Laughing



Burning people. He says what we're all thinking!
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ObjavljaNaslov sporočila: Re: Vici   Ned 10 Feb 2013 - 21:19

aha xP nevem nism igrou 2 ampak 1 je mela zakon konc komad

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ObjavljaNaslov sporočila: Re: Vici   Ned 10 Feb 2013 - 21:24

Dobra Smile Boljša od ending songa dvojke, ampak je tut dober (spoiler alert):

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ObjavljaNaslov sporočila: Re: Vici   Sre 13 Feb 2013 - 16:15

Ena aktualna:
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