Vici

Naslov sporočila: Vici Sob 25 Sep 2010 - 19:35

Sem napišete vse vice, ki se vam zdijo smešni in s tem razveselite ostale člane Foresta =)

Brokoli: Sem brokoli in sem podoben drevesu. Smile

Oreh: Sem oreh in sem podoben možganom. Smile

Goba: Sem goba in se ne grem te igre. :/

lol. ti si goba Smile

ne jz sm kaktus Smile

čeprou moji kaktusi v sobi so tud neki čudni xP počekiri an eragoni pod klepe > post a pic. Smile

sam maš zakon kaktuse. jst jih mam tut. sam enga ubistvu pa je ful mejhn pa luškan =)

ja sej ta bi tud mogu bit mejhn pa ga nekam gor vleče xP

lol

moj je pa trenutno pomoje zakopan pod kupom knig.
ga morm it odkopat =)

ja bo pač izučen kaktus ane Very Happy

ja itak

pa speštan tut =)

drgač je to tema vici.
tko by the mimo Razz

(sori) =)

aja točno

ljubo doma, mi pa u gostini pivo

Blondinka izpolnjuje obrazec:
IME:Mojca
PRIIMRK:Novak
ROJEN/A:Da

Hči reče materi:
"Se spomniš, da si mi obljubila so evrov, če bom dobila pozitivno oceno iz matematike?
Zdaj jih boš prihranila."

Mož pove zdravniku:"Vsako jutro moram ob sedmih na stranišče."
"Saj sploh to ni tako slabo," odgovori zdravnik.
Mož mu odvrne:"Kako ni?! Jz vstanem komaj ob osmih!"

ZDA in Slovenija se skregata in Slo ima samo 4 bombna letala. :S
Slo zbombandira New York, Washington in LA. ZDA ne naredi ničesar.
Slo predsednik kliče ZDA ministra za obrambo in ga vpraša če na napad ne mislejo odgovorit.
ZDA minister za obrambo reče: "Čakite da vašo državico najdemo na zemljevidu ker je pol itak ne boste več mel!
affraid

Iz DeviantArtovskega dAmna XDDD
dAmn=iz četboksa pol prilimajo take smešne odlomke

mooncow2005>why when im at restaurants
mooncow2005>the waiter always asks me if i want a supersalad
mooncow2005>what is a supersalad?
mooncow2005>and when i say yes please
mooncow2005>they give me a weird look
mooncow2005>its like
SmashBros2008>Hmm...
mooncow2005>"Would you like supersalad?" "Yes please." "....O___o"
mooncow2005>...wait
mooncow2005>oh
mooncow2005>soup or salad
mooncow2005>now i get it

MasterMindMan> My grandma thought lol meant lots of love, so to her friend whos husband just died she texted "Im sorry he died lol"

Tale je dbest: Laughing

Morm dat kodirano ker so uporablenjene računalniške kode :

Koda:: 04:14:52 pm <SirBret> Looks like it's just you and I, Brandon.
04:15:12 pm <Eloquent-Weapon> yes, its just the two of us
04:15:14 pm <Eloquent-Weapon> alone
04:15:16 pm <Eloquent-Weapon> in a dark room
04:15:18 pm <SirBret> Would you like some loving?
04:15:30 pm * Eloquent-Weapon bends over
04:15:42 pm <SirBret> I love the way the left cursor hangs off your E, Brandon...
04:16:02 pm <Eloquent-Weapon> Oh, click me harder, Oh yeah! Use bold text.
04:16:24 pm <SirBret> Do you want to go italic?
04:16:33 pm <SirBret> I can do italic, hard and in font 14.
04:16:48 pm <Eloquent-Weapon> OH yeah, itallic, your font is so big, Bret
04:17:28 pm <SirBret> It's usually in </sub>, but when I see you I just can't help going <h1>.
04:18:02 pm <Eloquent-Weapon> When I see you, master, I go into monospace
04:18:09 pm <SirBret> I'm going to LOL you hard.
04:18:36 pm <Eloquent-Weapon> Oh, yeah! lol me again!
04:19:07 pm <SirBret> Oh, lets just DO it in a Roflcopter.
04:19:27 pm <Eloquent-Weapon> put your <URL> between my <DIV> tags
04:19:35 pm <SirBret> Come on now, 1 - 0 - 1 - 0. Oh, that's good.
04:19:59 pm <Eloquent-Weapon> Oh yeah, go <a href> all over my Javascript
04:20:38 pm <SirBret> I want to lather Firefox all over your Google Chrome.
04:20:41 pm <Eloquent-Weapon> Ill start up my flash player version 11, so you can use your actionscript on me
04:21:27 pm <SirBret> You'll know when I'm done when my Windows goes bluescreen.
04:21:48 pm <Eloquent-Weapon> You can make my Linux have a Kernel Panic
04:22:24 pm <Eloquent-Weapon> then I will have to refresh my gaping browser to patch the memory leak you left
04:23:16 pm <SirBret> Ohh, Jesus, Brandon - you make me go all Steam.
04:23:26 pm <Eloquent-Weapon> thinking about your <h1> makes my AES encryption fail.
04:23:41 pm <kersee9> ok now i've seen the weirdo geek cyber sex version

Moar -dodala:

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Beagley2> you can't spell awesome without ME
Emo-Skittles> LOL YOU CANT SPELL STUPID WITHOUT U

02:46:05 pm Linkzerofurry> i cant figuer how to put my art in the computer
02:47:00 pm MoscaDeMantequilla> Linkzerofurry: Push ALT and F4 at the same time
02:47:06 pm ** Linkzerofurry has left [connection closed]
02:47:08 pm MoscaDeMantequilla> ROFL
02:47:24 pm Nirach> Newbies <3
02:47:45 pm ** Linkzerofurry has joined
02:47:59 pm Linkzerofurry> dick heads
02:48:00 pm can-i-haz-cookie> Linkzerofurry: he meant CTRL + W. not alt F4.
02:48:12 pm ** Linkzerofurry has left [connection closed]
02:48:14 pm MoscaDeMantequilla> :rofl:
02:48:16 pm Nirach> AHAHAHAHA
02:48:19 pm can-i-haz-cookie> ROUND 2 GOES TO COOKIE

Bla-roth> my hand smells like rape
Bla-roth> D: GRAPE!!!!

"Yesterday, I saw a teenager dressed as a devil jump out to try and scare a kid dressed as a priest. Without skipping a beat, the priest smacked the devil with his bible, then chased him around screaming, "The power of Christ compels you!""

01:13:15 pm did you know that on the chinese year of the cow there was a mad cow outbreak, then in the year of the pig there is a swine flu outbreak. the next is the year of the cock...is anybody else other than me worried?

shadowaurora>Last night
shadowaurora>me and my brother
shadowaurora>We were talking about quantum physics and space and shit
Roonifer>...
shadowaurora>and my brother asks me if I know what's in the center of the galaxy
shadowaurora>and my mother runs in to the room
shadowaurora>yells 'VAGINA'
shadowaurora>and runs away
shadowaurora>so apparently
shadowaurora>there's a giant vagina in the center of the universe.
Roonifer>:rofl:
Roonifer>I'd agree with that.

Valaddiction> My girlfriend just broke up with me.
Valaddiction> She messaged me pics of her and her boyfriend in bed.
Foryoublue94> Valaddiction: Ouch
Valaddiction> Yep, I forwarded them to her dad.

22:54:31 A Fact of Life: After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says "W T F..."

04:29:46 pm X-emo-sexual-X> HE COMES
04:31:41 pm ** YouCame has joined

scholarwarrior-lad> :wtf: my mom's cat sat on the keyboard and was about to print 24 pages of the number 4

13:30:20 actually
13:30:25 I have a talking cactus
13:30:41 it talks to me whenever I start drinking
13:30:44 it's weird
13:30:54 it dresses all mexican
13:30:55 but
13:31:00 it has an Irish accent.
13:31:12 it's fecking crazy.

goodness i am such an american when it comes to spelling other names haha
lol
i love your use of the word "american" instead of "dumbass"

** NeverLeavingYourSide has left [connection closed]
k-ossuburb> ^ Ironic, no?

08:15:50 pm Ferkahhan> Japheath, jaythewolf: Can you two talk in another room please or something? We don't want any drama here.
08:16:05 pm ** drama-lover has joined

19:39:29 Today I decided to rename my ipod "The Titanic" so when I was downloading my music it would say "The Titanic is Syncing". To my surprise, when I clicked the sync button on itunes, an error message popped up saying Error: "The Titanic" cannot be synced. I just got 1-uped by a computer. Touche computer, touche.

16:33:28 I need a good horror movie to watch.
16:33:37 koffeeben: New Moon just came out :paranoid:

Women; Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. Give her a sperm, she will make a baby. Give her a house and she will make you a home, give her groceries and she will give you a meal. Give her a smile and she will give you her heart. She multiplies and englarges whatever she is given.
So if you give her any crap, be prepared to get a ton of shit.

Once
I was angry at my mom
and she said she hoped a book shelf smacked me
and she was drunk
so of course it didnt make sense
I was like
"Whuuuu?"
and then
I ran out of the room to yell at her
and the door jam grabbed onto my shirt and swung me around...
Guess what happened.
what?
I ran face first into a book shelf.
:rofl:

21:13:05 lol WOW
21:13:27 My ex was texting me "What are you doing? " me- "chatting and music" "what are you chatting about" "currently? boobs" "oh.. you're on dA?"
21:13:33 That is funny shit

23:40:02 Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat.

02:10:19 PM what's today's date?
02:10:29 PM 29
02:10:36 PM FRIDAY
02:11:05 PM JANUARY
02:11:11 PM 2010
02:11:23 PM teamwork 8D

10:04:51 PM im hungery, but ive not got any food Sad

10:05:16 PM I'm Germany.
10:05:19 PM Hi hungary :B
10:05:30 PM Neutral

10:05:32 PM Godliek: I'm Turkey, hide me.

There sure are alot of girlfriends of fictional characters on dA. I've seen like a million Sasuke's Girlfriends. Someone should tell those girls that their fictional boyfriends arent being faithful

06:02:15 pm I BROKE MY RIB
06:03:00 pm <22980> :clap:
06:03:02 pm <22980> YAY
06:03:06 pm <22980> CONGRATS
06:03:23 pm <22980> opps
06:03:26 pm <22980> wrong chat...

Haha ke dobri, ma kje si to našla? Un s kaktusom je lih za Tronkota.

Naslov sporočila: Re: Vici Pon 1 Nov 2010 - 8:58

http://chat.deviantart.com/damnit/
Pod All Time večinoma.

Naslov sporočila: Re: Vici Pon 1 Nov 2010 - 19:57

ful so dobre Very Happy

Naslov sporočila: Re: Vici Pon 1 Nov 2010 - 20:00

aha ... pa celo neki razumem Very Happy

jeeeeej! XD

Naslov sporočila: Re: Vici Pon 1 Nov 2010 - 22:01

Hahah, najbolši je un cyber-sex. xDD

Naslov sporočila: Re: Vici Pon 1 Nov 2010 - 22:54

ane? xD
heheheheh. Razz

Naslov sporočila: Re: Vici Tor 2 Nov 2010 - 15:51

Ma meni pa je ful dobro uno naključje Monday Tuesday W T F ...

Naslov sporočila: Re: Vici Tor 2 Nov 2010 - 20:24

ande?

ma so ful dobre. ^^

Naslov sporočila: Re: Vici Sre 3 Nov 2010 - 16:22

Leassi je napisal/a:: Hahah, najbolši je un cyber-sex. xDD

Hahah agree.
In še un komentar na koncu prou pika na i ej. ok now i've seen the weirdo geek cyber sex version.
Weirdo geek cyber sex hahaha

Una dva sta mislila d sta sama v chatboxu in ne bo noben vidu, nakoncu to bere cel deviantArt XDDDD

Edit:

Šeena lolz:

Koda:: 12:01:27 PM <DepresedByLogic> 69 is love. :eyes:
12:01:28 PM <DepresedByLogic> 96 is rejection. :|
12:01:42 PM <duststorm10> 96 is comfortable sleeping
12:02:04 PM <DepresedByLogic> duststorm10: Don't ruin my invented jokes. :shakefist:
12:02:14 PM <duststorm10> DepresedByLogic: :nana:

Naslov sporočila: Re: Vici Sre 3 Nov 2010 - 18:35

Dons sm u šol neki slišala...

Paš reče Lipar Evi: "A ima tvoj fotr brke?"

Eva reče: "Ne!"

Lipar:"Oooh. Poj sm pa tvojo mami sreču!!!"

Mi smo se tako režaaal. Noro

Naslov sporočila: Re: Vici Tor 23 Nov 2010 - 16:17

-jessykart>lollllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooolllllll.
-cuppas>laughing out laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out out loud loud loud loud loud loud loud loud
-cuppas>thats what you just said jessykart

Naslov sporočila: Re: Vici Tor 23 Nov 2010 - 18:54

hahha.xD modelu se je pa dal. =)

Naslov sporočila: Re: Vici Pet 10 Dec 2010 - 10:41

fail xD